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Spermato Ketchup by ~FrenchLoveur781:iconFrenchLoveur781:


©2005-2009 ~FrenchLoveur781
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Artist's Comments

"A Pleasure A 100% Pure"

I may have big nuts, but best believe that it took me more than once to fill the whole thing ;)

Steps to make it :

-Bought a Heinz Tomato Ketchup bottle at the store
-Emptied it by eating ketchup with steaks and such
-Washed it carefully with trying not to hurt the paper too much
-Filled it with regular milk (yeah it's milk, not sperm)
-Put it on top of my dead stereo, with white sheets of paper under and in the background
-Photographied it
-Treated it in Photoshop CS (rotated by 2°, did Levels and detoured it)
-Corrected the lil bits of "hurted" paper
-Done long and complicated but gratifying shit to make the SPERMATO thing (took most of the time and efforts)

If you don't like it or find it nasty, I don't wanna hear it. If you like it, you still can comment it

PS : I strongly unadvise drinkin milk that stayed in a bottle of ketchup for over 10 days, really, its nasty, still got the taste in the mouth

9 april edit : ~KungFuCatfish pointed out that something was wrong with SPERMATO, so I fixed it. It was hard to fix, but after getting close to insanity, I managed to reach quasi-prefection :phew:

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:iconsir-heartsalot:
that's funny

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:iconindylicious:
Hey thats cool you should do a Helman's MAN-aise one next
:iconfahm:
LMAO You beat me to it XP Although it does look like a jar filled with sperm already.

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:iconfrenchloveur781:
thank you. im glad that some people appreciate my sillyness :)

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:iconfrenchloveur781:
thx anyways what is Helman's MAN-aise?

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Go in peace with Saint Jesus the almight Christ
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:iconfrenchloveur781:
beat you at what? lol hey its straight normal milk tho :)

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:iconkharabeet:
SO ew, but so funny! XD

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:iconkharabeet:
SO ew, but so funny! XD

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pshaa.... shouldn't you also change the label to read 58 varieties too? since 57 was their last brand of Katsup? Just curious on the details...

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